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Fattest man in the World back in 1890. People paid money to see him.
这是 1890 年世界上最胖的人,大家得花钱才能看到他。
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Wilsonbyron:His name was Chauncey Morlan and people called him the Human Freight Car.
他的名字叫昌西·莫兰,人们叫他“人类货车”。
Spongebob666:Today he’d be 3rd fattest guy at the local Walmart.
在今天,他在本地沃尔玛胖子中只能排第三。
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加拿大的三条街:This St,That St,The Other St
翻译一下就是: 这条街,那条街,另一条街:
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Exassination:Canada was definitely running out of ideas for street names.
加拿大的街道命名创意显然已经枯竭了。
SaintChristian2:“Dispatch, the suspect is armed and is on that street” “I don’t see him on this street” “He’s not on this street, he’s on that street” "I don’t mean this street, I mean the other street"
(抓犯人中)“调度中心,嫌犯有武器,在那条街上” “我没看到他在这条街上” “他不在这条街上,他在那条街上” “我不是说这条街,我是说那条街”
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My wife wasn’t thrilled when I put this Lego Millennium Falcon on our wedding registry. To not seem completely self-indulgent, I told her I’d wait until we had kids to build it. Today, after 10 patient years, the adventure begins.
当我把这个乐高千年隼星际飞船放到我们的婚礼登记册上时,我的妻子并不是很高兴。为了不显得完全自我沉迷,我告诉她我会等到我们有孩子的时候再组装它。今天,经过十年的耐心等待,冒险开始了。
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EGaySports: Pure genius, because it’s even more cool after ten years
绝对是个天才想法,因为在十年后,它更加酷炫。
Poopsmith: I have saved an entire box of bionicles since childhood so I can one day give it to my son when he’s old enough.
我从小就一直保存着一个完整的生化战士玩具盒子,这样有一天当我的儿子长大到足够玩它的时候,我就能把它送给他。
Raven777: She probably wanted a huge wedding….
她可能本想办一场盛大的婚礼……
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